Well I guess I could have run away
When I saw that look in her eyes
But she brought me to my knees
Before I had time to realize
But I wished I'd never turned
To see her smile at me
But she lured me to her lair
With all the things she promised me
And if I could
You know I would Run away
Right Now!!

I can't sleep cause she snores like a chainsaw
And I can't eat cause she can't cook
I can't write cause she's got all my inspiration
And she can't count all the pills I took

She threw a leash around my neck
And started spending all my money
I ate her cooking night and day
Even though I thought it tasted funny
She's got me trapped inside her house
Days and nights and holidays
No escape was to be found
I tried a thousand billion ways
And if I could
You know I would
Run away
Right Now!!

I can't sleep cause she snores like a chainsaw
And I can't eat cause she can't cook
I can't write cause she's got all my inspiration
And she can't count all the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took

Well I guess I could have run away
When I saw that look in her eyes
But she brought me to my knees
Before I had time to realize
But I wished I'd never turned
To see she smiled at me
But she lured me to here lair
With all the things she promised me
And if I could
You know I would
Run away
Right Now!!

I can't sleep cause she snores like a chainsaw
And I can't eat cause she can't cook
I can't write cause she's got all my inspiration
And she can't count all the pills I took
I can't sleep cause she snores like a chainsaw
And I can't eat cause she can't cook
I can't write cause she's got all my inspiration
And she can't count all the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took