by Grant Baciocco
v21 Copyright 1996 Global Comedy Network
(Parody Of "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandts, Music by Michael Skloff, Lyrics By Allee Willis/David Crane/Marta Kauffman/Phil Solem/Danny Wilde)

Well, every Thursday night there is a show called Friends
The way they look and act, it sets the latest trends
So now I'm headed for the Barber's chair
Cause if there's one thing that I like about those girls, it's their hair

I want hair like you
(Don't wanna be a slob)
I want hair like you
(Just get that cute little bob)
I want hair like you
And you'll have hair like me too

Then shortly after Friends there is a doctor show
And the young doctor never let's his hair grow
He's got a sixty dollar crew cut
But I would pay twice that much if I could look like his elbow

I want hair like you
(Cut it nice and short)
I want hair like you
(Like a sailor in a port)
I want hair like you
And you'll have hair like me too

No one could ever tell me,
That I am too darn trendy
I like being lead by my nose
Do what tv tells me

I go buy all the t-shirts
And all of the soundtracks
With all the bucks that I spend
I am a executives's dreamyeah

Who cares if people just stop and stare?
Well, They are all just jealous of my gorgeous head of hair

I want hair like you
(Don't wanna be a slob)
I want hair like you
(Just get that cute little bob)
I want hair like you
And you'll have hair like me too

I want hair like you
(Cut it nice and short)
I want hair like you
(Like a sailor in a port)
I want hair like you
And you'll have hair like me too