(Richard Rodgers/Lorentz Hart)

Once I laughed when I heard your saying
That I'd be playing solitaire
Uneasy in my easy chair
It never entered my mind

Once you told me I was mistaken
That I'd awaken with the sun
And ordered orange juice for one
It never entered my mind

You have what I laughed myself
Now I even have to scratch my back myself
Once you warned me that if you scorned me
I'd singing the maiden's prayer again
And wish that you were there again
To get into my hair again
It never entered my mind
It never entered my mind