Cornellius, Cornellius, I miss you, ape
I miss you, ape, I miss your toffee cape
I miss your toffee cape, Cornellius
Cornellius, you were my favorite ape
I've got to get back to that crazy planet
That they call the planet of the apes
And find Cornellius, my favorite ape
I miss his toffee cape, I say toffee
Some would just say tan
But I'm a sophisticated guy
So I call it toffee