I had a run in with my dad,
about a girlfriend that I had
He got a look at what we did,
he don't believe in sex

My dad he lectured till his face was red
As red as my girlfriend's
He was talkin about self-respect,
when my mind wandered

(was preachin 'bout respect, respect)?

Erection! Erection!
(In his face?) masturbate, fornicate,
Fuck! Fuck!

I had a run in with my dad,
he don't believe in sex