In Boston Gold upon the door you'll find three famous names
Of a lawfirm known quite well by all
It's said that they can get you off no matter what you've done
Abercrombie Morganster and Hall
Take the case not long ago of the People versus Smith
Who was accused of making alcohol
But the famous three dug up some names and they judge dismissed the case
For Abercrombie Morganster and Hall
Somewhow the scales of justice always seems to tip their way
Now I'm not saying that they stretch the law
I'm just saying that for years they haven't lost a case
Abercrombie Morganster and Hall
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The tree always draws a crowd when they freeze in the case
People come to laugh and have a ball
You've never seen such carrying on an acting in yout life
It's Abercrombie Morganster and Hall
Now you don't need the reference for them to take your case
All you need's a dime on place to call
For freedom ---- just send your money to
Abercrombie Morganster and Hall
Somewhow the scales of justice
Abercrombie Morganster and Hall