Woke up, one morning
Got up, looked in the mirror
couldn't believe what I saw
then I barfed, and I puked
looked down at the mat and I
I began to cry, like a man
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
I have a beard full of acne
gross
beard full of acne
la la la sick
I poked too hard
the ooy-gooy stuff began to drip all over
so I ripped them away
I screamed, for like an hour
then the cops, came with power
they barfed, and puked
all over my
sofa and couches yea
there goes my plan, to not slip
oh my god, this is amazingly sick
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
I have a beard full of acne
gross
beard full of acne
la la la sick
I poked too hard
the ooy-gooy stuff began to drip all over
so I ripped them away
that's my story, as you see
that's the last time I've ever seen acne
now it's over and I'm glad
'cause I'm a loser, and I'm sad
I have a beard full of acne
gross
beard full of acne
la la la sick
I poked too hard
the ooy-gooy stuff began to drip all over
so I ripped them away
la la la la la la la la la gross
Sick
la la la la la la la la la sick
gross
the ooy-gooy stuff began to drip all over
so I ripped them away