Let's take a walk, my love
Down by the river, my baby
Down where we used to go
Until the day when we found that body

Let's not forget, my love
It was our favourite spot once
Please don't let one bloated corpse
Ruin all our memories

I know you slipped down a muddy embankment
And landed on a rotting body
But please don't let that spoil that place for you
'Cause don't forget, we've kissed there, too!

(Oh, come on baby, get over it! I love you so much better than that dead body! I'd hate to think our relationship hung by a thread of whether we saw a body or not Hey look, I've kept a momento! It's the stick we poked it with! Oh, come on baby! )

Oh, the memories were fantastic
Except for one guy wrapped in plastic
Down where we used to go
Until the day when we found that body