Muttley, you snickering, floppy eared hound
When courage is needed, you're never around
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bungling at which you are best

So, stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Howwww!

Nab him
Jab him
Tab him
Grab him
Stop that pigeon now

You, Zilly, stop sneaking, it's not worth the chance
For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants
And Clunk, you invent me a thingamabo
That catches that pigeon or I lose my jo

So, stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Howwww!

Nab him
Jab him
Tab him
Grab him
Stop that pigeon now