Hai!

Oh mystical East, on old postcards,
Your childhood dreams and energies
Your temples' gardens, old world charm,
An ancient culture, torn and scarred

This is my Western promise

Oh mystical East, you've lost your way,
Your rising sun shall rise again
My Western world gives out her hand,
A victor's help to your fallen land

This is my Western promise

Hai!

Mystical East, all taxi-cabs,
All ultra-neon, sign of the times
Your Buddha Zen and Christian man,
All minions to messiah Pepsi can

This is my Western promise