Miss Suzy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell (ding, ding)
Miss Suzy went to heaven,
The steamboat went to --

Hello operator,
Please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me,
I'll chop off your --

Behind the refrigerator,
There lay a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it,
And broke her little --

Ask me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping up their --

Flies are in the honey,
The birds are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in
The D-A-R-K,
D-A-R-K,
Dark! Dark! Dark