'NEATH THE CRUST OF THE OLD APPLE PIE
'Neath the crust of the old apple pie,
There is something for you and for I
It may be a pin that the cook has left in
Or it may be a wee little fly
(a package of black diamond dye)
Oh, it may be an old rusty nail
Or a piece of the pussycat's tail
(puppy dog's)
But whate'er it may be
It's for you and for me,
'Neath the crust of the old apple pie

As sung by Judy Cook who learned it from her mother (alternative
versions from her father)
tune: In The Shade Of The Old Apple Tree
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