WE'LL DUST OFF BILLY GRAHAM

Now that Jimmy Bakker's baked
And Jerry Falwell's fallen
We'll dust off Billy Graham and
We'll trot him out again
Yes, it ill behooves a sinner
To be fingering a sinner
We're returning to our winner,
Billy G

Billy Graham ain't no slacker
He's that famous Graham Cracker
Bringin' holiness to all of us
By teachin' us of Sin
Yes he gives damnation free
--Sells salvation for a fee;
He's the Holy Fruit
The serpent gave to Eve
Now that Jimmy Bakker's baked
And Jerry Falwell's fallen
We'll dust off Billy Graham and
We'll trot him out again
Yes, it ill behooves a sinner
To be fingering a sinner
We're returning to our winner,
Billy G

Said the Lord to Eve and Adam
"Do what you will in Eden,
Just don't you try to judge
What's right and wrong
Just avoid that mental weevil
The topic of Good And Evil--
That's the apple that'll get you in the end

Now that Jimmy Bakker's baked
And Jerry Falwell's fallen
We'll dust off Billy Graham and
We'll trot him out again
Yes, it ill behooves a sinner
To be fingering a sinner
We're returning to our winner,
Billy G

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