Oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world
And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls
Make yourself comfortable
My place is so divine don't you think I'm wonderful?
Say yes!
You're on my time stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Don't try to leave
The doors are locked and only I have got the key
Forget the windows they're nailed shut and boarded up
So you can't see you'll love the light show
Oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell when they go off
Your welcome to my living hell
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Come here my sweet
Let me help you with that there
That's better I'm overjoyed at all the games
I'm playing here with you today
But I'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play
You think you're going home to your own little bed
But that's impossible you can't sleep when your dead
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away