I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Daddy he once told me son, you be hard workin' man
And momma she once told me son, you do the best you can
But then one day I meet a man, he came to me and said yes
Hard work good and hard work fine but first take care of head

Rock me tonight
Ja say