My name is slash
I'm in a band
I have a family
But you don't understand

I love my sons
And I love my wife
But Smelly Ellie
Rules my life!

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SMELLY ELLIE YEAH BABY I SAID ELLIE MACCONNACHIE
SHE'S ONLY 14 AND SHE'S A SHOT ASS DUMB ASS
BUT I LOVE SMELLY ELLIE

Yeah she's 14
Yeah she's in school
But she's got wierd eyes
So I think she's cool

Ellie loves me
She's made it clear
Because she's psychotically obsessed
Especially with my rear!

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