Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
(Vagina) (X2)
They call that thing vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina
(vagina)(X2)
They call that thing vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams, and fish, and such
Some smell like a summers' eve
'Cause they've been douched too much

Vagaina
(vagina)(X2)
They call that thing vagina (X2)

Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in the morning