Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,
It happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's somethin' you can eat
A million people every day are starvin' in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water,
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can
We'll soon be blown to bits!
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be Crispy Critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to,
Nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one,
We all get fried
Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Well, there's a punk in the alley, and he's lookin' for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buyin' everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today, there's misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take,
Just blow out the candles,
And have a piece of cake
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
(wow!)
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
And a pinch to grow an inch!