There's a threat in the world today
A threat to our way of living, a threat to our society,
and maybe even a threat to our very exitence
And what is this threat? The WESTSIDE CONNECTION
An organization made up of highly motivated,
extremely agressive gangstas turned businessmen with one single objective,
world domination, or in their words "Creating a world wide Westside"
Vowing to make every man woman and child bow down
to the "W", a hand sign used by their members to show affiliation
We have confirmed reports that "W"'s have been appearing on the various
monuments and historical landmarks throughout the world There are also talks
of Mount Rushmore being renamed Mount Westmore, with America's forefathers
being replaced by the WESTSIDE CONNECTION forefathers, Ice Cube, WC, and
Mack 10
aka The Gangsta, The Killa, and The Dope Dealer
When confronted with these allegations they released a statement saying
quote "Bitch, you know the side, world motherfucking wide" unquote