By Paul McCartney

Ground rice, sugar, vinegar, seco salt, macaroni too,
Cook of the house,
I'm the cook of the house

No matter where I serve my guests,
They seem to like the kitchen best 'cause I'm the cook of the house,
Cook of the house

The salad's in the bowl,
The rice is on the stove
Green beans in the colander and where the res is heaven only knows

Cinnamon, garlic, salt, pepper, corn-bread, curry powder, coffee too,
Cook of the house,
I'm the cook of the house

No, matter where I serve my guests,
They seem to like the kitchen best
'cause I'm the cook of the house,
Cook of the house

Where the rest is heaven only knows

Matter where I serve my guests,
They seem to like the kitchen best 'cause I'm the cook of the house
Cook of the house,
Cook of the house,
I'm the cook of the house