I BETCHA CAN'T SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN (ECHO)
EVENTUALLY THE ROCK WILL COME BACK
LAYIN DOWN THE CRACK ON YOUR MONKEY SMACK CANDY COATED ASS
INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE WITH THE GREAT ONE
THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE DON'T TOUCH THE STATION
CHILDREN AMONG CHILDEN AMONG THE ROCKS FANS
GET READY FOR THE SQUARE DANCE HERE'S A CHANCE FOR A CAN OF
ASS WHIPPIN FROM THE PEOPLES CHAMP

IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCKS COOKIN (ECHO)
" " " " " " " (ECHO)
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
NO I DONT SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING, IT'S QUITE UNFORTUNATE REALLY!