You are the perfect girl, perfect for someone
Somebody other than me
You have the perfect smile, like a shark in the ocean
Looking for more things to eat

But after all you've done remarkably well
By putting all your friends through hell
At least they'll have some stories to tell
All about you, perfect girl

You are the perfect girl, your worth can't be measured
It's more than I'm willing to pay
Turn over all the stones, take advantage of everything
Then wish it all away

But after all you've done remarkably well
By putting all your friends through hell
At least they'll have some stories to tell
All about you, perfect girl

You stepped on people and you twisted your heel
Abandoned all you loved to strike another deal
And if there's one thing I wish would come true
I hope you meet someone as perfect as you

But after all you've done remarkably well
By putting all your friends through hell
At least they'll have some stories to tell
All about you, perfect girl

You are the perfect girl, the perfect girl
You are the perfect girl, the perfect girl
You are the perfect girl, the perfect girl