I could have been a brain surgeon
I could have been a pharmacist
I gave a shot at radio revivalist
With the bossman I'd have never been missed

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotiant

I could have built the Golden Gate Bridge
Or Einstein's nemesis
I could have been a derby jockey
But it's all come down to this

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotiant

I could have built Las Vegas
I could have built a drumsized Rolls Royce
I could have been President of the world
Could have had Ali on the ropes

Could have had Miss August
Again
Could have had Miss May
Again
Could have had Miss September
Again
But I waited till December

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid

What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotiant?

That's so wrong