Featuring Debbie Reynolds
Me
Counting both feet, I have ten toes,
They're not lady toes, they're men toes
And I keep them as momentoes,
For I love them tenderly
All my hands are full of fingers,
Very good as doorbell ringers
And the thought of fingers lingers
In my haunted memory
In the middle is my carcass,
And I always dress my carcass
In the best from Neiman-Marcus
That's a big store in Big D
There are other things about me,
Which I'll show you if you doubt me
Things that would not work without me,
Like my elbow and my knee
On my face, two eyebrows,
They're not your brows, they're my brows
Behind those eyebrows,
That's where you'll find me