You are woman, I am man
You are smaller, so I can be taller than
You are softer to the touch
It's a feeling, I like feeling very much

You are someone I've admired
Still our friendship
Leaves something to be desired
Does it take more explanation than this?

You are woman, I am man
Let's kiss

Isn't this the height of nonchalance
Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt
But guess who is gonna be dessert?

Do good girls do just what mama says
When mama's not around?
It's a feeling
Oy vey, what a feeling

A bit of pate
I drink it all day

Should I do the things he'll tell me to?
In this pickle what would sadie do?
In my soul I feel an inner lack
Just suppose he wants his dinner back?

Just some dried-out toast in a sliver
On the top a little chopped liver

How many girls become a sinner
While waiting for a roast beef dinner?
Though most girls slip in ordinary ways
I got style, I do it bordelaise

Well, at least you thinks I'm special
You ordered a la carte
It's a feeling I like feeling very
I feel the feeling down to my toes

Now I feel that there's a fire here
Try that once a little higher, dear
What a beast to ruin such a pearl
Would a convent take a Jewish girl?

Does it take more explanation than this?
Ooo, the thrills and chills goin' through me
If I stop him now, can he sue me?
You are woman, you are man, let's kiss