Well the big bodacious beauties down on Plum Grove Rd
Give out greetings of generous salutations
And along comes Succulent Sam and the Champagne Man
And they say "Do you know the way to Gloryland"
So they go on down to the local bar
Where choir boys sing their praises tonight
And Succulent Sam grabs both ladies hands and says
"Would you like to get intimate tonight"
Well now the aging primadonnas down on bartenders row
Are dressed with signs of perfection
And they pop a pill as a sign of good will
And the boys see it as a prescription to fill
And the local Raggedy Ann and Andy
They are dancing under smoked fill lights
Oh, he tries to cop a peek, as he kiss's her cheek
And says "Would you like to get intimate tonight"
Well now, Succulent Sam and the Champagne Man
Got dumped for some boys from Waukegan
And the aging primadonna's lay a hand upon their breast
And they pray to the good Lord to restore a lost commandment
And the big bodacious beauties they are rumbling now
With the choir Boys in the loft land of life
And Succulent Sam fends off the Champagne Man
And says "You ain't getting intimate tonight"