Dr Jack
Was a quack
Named Kevorkian
And he worked
In a shack
Up in Michegan
If you're sick
Dr Jack
Doesn't make you healthy
If you're practically
Dead, he could
End it with glee
The cops couldn't stop Jack,
They tried, tried, tried
The geezers in his shack just
Died, died, died, died, died
But they couldn't stop Jack
Or the ivy dripping
And they couldn't prevent Jack
From killing grannies