Hey,
I know we've been friends for a long time
But over the last few weeks
Things have gotten a little weird
I think I got some explaining to do

When I carve your name into a tree
It's cause you mean so much to me
As a friend, as a real good friend
And when I take you for ice cream
Don't get weird when I say "Let's tag team"
You're worried I'll have more than half
Seriously I won't
And when we sit and watch TV
And I try to hold your hand
It's OK you shut me down
Because it was a joke
You totally fell for it
Sucker
And when I lean in for a kiss
Please just remember this
It's perfectly normal for friends to kiss
As long as they kiss like this
It's a friendship kiss
Like for friends

Like two little birds, sitting under on a shooting star
My wish is that we were animals on Noah's arc
Just us two, Just me and you
Any species will do
Unless they're an asexual species
That would suck
And when you tell me things are weird,
I think you make it very clear
We should move in together
As friends
Friends

Oh and if we lived together
I would bring you strawberries
While I'm in my underwear that's made with whipping cream
Only because I like you as a friend
Sometimes when I see dragon flies wrestle
I picture our heads on them
I wish it was us Us friends
Friends Friends Friends
And when you sit me down to talk
And tell me this has got to stop
I get lost in your eyes
And it makes me happy that we're friends
Because we are We're friends
My favorite game that we play
Is "You hang up"
"Okay, bye"
"No, you hang up"
"I am Bye"
"No, you hang up, Hello?"
And every time you change your number
I know it's time I go under cover
This time you sure made it tougher
And changed your name and address too
But I'll find you
I always do

Like two little birds, sitting under on a shooting star
My wish is that you're the gas and I'm the spark
I will ignite you
Yeah that's what I'd do
Metaphorically I mean like your skin unburnt
And when you tell me things are weird,
I think you're making it very clear
We should have a kid together
As friends

You asked out Mitch, and got denied
You stayed up all night and cried and cried
I gladly let you stain my sleeve
It's then I promised I would never leave

Remember when I said I'd never leave
Well, I'm still here and you married Mitch
What the