This is how I like to spend my afternoons
Cruising Sainsbury's car park
Trying to park a big four door saloon
There aint nothing that I'd rather do
Than take a little shopping spree a little sunday shopping spree with you

Cos I said that we, should have come this morning
Cos now it's five past one and this place is heaving
So which road should we try and attempt first
Not using the one way system only makes things worse
Cos look there's one there by the red one
Oh no sorry he's not leaving he's not leaving
But what about that one there, they've got the pram out
No they're putting it together, they're putting the baby in it

Tesco's, Sainsbury's and an Asda, card melting shopping sprees
Careful that the trolley rage don't get to ya, especially bad on aisle fourteen

Cos I'm losing the plot cos half the day's been wasted
Cos I could still be at home tucked up in bed
Or curled up on the sofa watching Eastenders
Or eating bacon sandwiches and thai sweet chilli crisps,
Or dozing through Wildlife On One
Or ordering a pint in the friendly poets corner
Cos anything could be better than this
Than sitting in a car park fighting over spaces

Cos this is how I like to spend my afternoons
Cruising Sainsbury's car park
Trying to park a big four door saloon
There aint nothing that I'd rather do than take a little shopping spree
A little sunday shopping spree with you

Tesco's, Sainsbury's and an Asda, card melting shopping sprees
Careful that the trolley rage don't get to ya, especially bad on aisle fourteen
Tesco's, Sainsbury's and an Asda, card melting shopping sprees
Careful that the trolley rage don't get to ya, especially bad on aisle fourteen

Cos this is how I like to spend my afternoons
Cruising Sainsbury's car park
Trying to park a big four door saloon
There aint nothing that I'd rather do than take a little shopping spree
A little sunday shopping spree with you