One of these days
Mr Opportunity gonna be knocking on my door
One of these days
I'll read the writing on the wall

One of these days
I'll be a spectator in an audience of whores
One of these days
I'm gonna run until I fall

One of these days
I'll win the lottery and wake up a millionaire
One of these days
I'm gonna get myself a jo

One of these days
They're gonna stop the world and I won't even care
One of these days
I'm gonna finally believe in God

One of these days
I'm gonna grow up to become the president
One of these days
I'll find the woman of my dreams

One of these days
I'm gonna find these truths to be self evident
One of these days
I'll blow my brains out on TV

One of these days
One of these days

One of these days
I'm gonna get in shape, become an astronaut
One of these days
My fears are gonna fall down the stairs

One of these days
I'll sell my soul and let them find out what they bought
One of these days
I'm gonna shave off all my hair

One of these days
I'm gonna learn to play and write myself a song
One of these days
I'll take my conscience out to lunch

One of these days
I'm gonna buy the plans and build the atom bom
One of these days
I'll have the guts to play my hunch

One of these days
One of these days

Any day now
Any day now