I have no head for figures My hands cannot explain
Endangered animals and that's it grain

I see dead rivers running dry I see the activists who march and cry
O How they cry singing Why must we desecrate this land?
I'll tell you why because we can That's why

Save the whales, save the seals, save the eagle,
Save the bison and the beach
Why not save your breath

Save the propos, save the dolphin save the gerbil,
Save the raccoon and the rat
Why not save some stamps

I am a human I'm a goddamn human being I walk erect
See the cheetah all so supple leaning quick as he chases a gazem
But he can't drive a car at least not very far
I am a human I'm a goddamn human being I can pay for sex

(Hey there's a great show on the discovery channel tonight

The history of the badger Hmm I wonder what badger tastes like?
I don't know probably tastes like ferrite Wow you've tried ferrite
Yea What's it taste like? Chicken)

I am a human I'm a goddamn human being I can wipe my ass
What give mankind the right to kill at will? I'll tell you what guns
Big fucking guns with giant fucking bullets pal

I am a human I'm a goddamn human being I can shave my balls