I once snorted cocaine / Off of Gwen Stefani's ass / I used to ride around in limousines / And flash my backstage pass / I hung out at the Viper Room / With Manson and Dave Grohl / I took X with Billy Corgan / Partied down with Courtney's Hole / Did yoga with Madonna, smoked blunts with ODB / I rescued some Tibetans with the Boys Beastie / Is this thing on? / Hey hey check check / I once opened up for Beck / And everyone from sea to shining sea / Knew my face when I got on MTV / I used to pose for paparazzo / With Alanis on my arm /
I seduced this gorgeous model chick / With my fame and not my charm / I headlined last years Lilith Fair / Just me and my brassiere / Sang songs for sweaty college girls / Spin's artist of the year / I even wrote a song with that guy from the Fugees / Got doper rhymes than Master P / I went cruising with Dr Dre / He tried to kiss me- thought I was gay / And everyone from Detroit to Yellowstone / Knew my face from the cover of Rolling Stone / I never thought it would end like this / People act like I don't exist / I went from A-list to blacklist / Just another casualty / Another answer on Jeopardy!