Andy was a dancer, he loved the life he lived
After fifteen years of prancing he got good at what he did
He had a way with women
He listened to their lies
But he could live without them because he had a way with guys
I said, "She's looking for Andy
He's looking for Andy
Let's holler for Andy (Andy)
He's messing around"

You know, he thought the constitution was written just for men
He phoned a politician to proposition him
The politician answered with courtesy and speed
"For proper contributions, I'll even let you lead"
I said, "He's looking for Andy
She's looking for Andy
Let's holler for Andy (Andy)
He's messing around
A dog can do it"

Ain't no doubt about it
There ain't no doubt at all
Andy's favorite party is in a restroom stall
I said, "She's looking for Andy
He's looking for Andy
Let's holler for Andy (Andy)
He's messing around"
I said, "He's looking for Andy
She's looking for Andy
Let's holler for Andy (Andy)
He's messing around"
Hé, I want ya
She's looking for Andy
He's looking for Andy
Let's holler for Andy (Andy)
He's messing around (Andy, Andy, Andy)