My heart belongs to whom it may concern
And I suppose it's got a lot to learn
But my baby walks my baby talks
She says mama and daddy and she's been around the block
She's such a fox a fox she stops all the clocks
With her tube tops and those little white socks
I'm here to stake my claim:
I'm in love with what's-her-name

Each day and night I thank the lord above
For sending me a what's-her-name to love
And what's-her-name can't get enough
When we do those things
And especially when we do that stuff
It's fun to be young and dum
And what's-her-name's the only one
Burning like a duraflame:
I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her-name [x3]
No one's quite the same as what's-her-name

I swear I won't let anyone lay a hand on her
I won't beat her up and I won't abandon her
I won't steal her money and I won't make fun of her
Cause there's really only one of her now

And now the future's door is open wide
And what's-her-name will be my bride
The world is ours to confuse
So we'll spend hours cultivating controversial views
And if a snag should occur
She's got me and I've got her
I'm mounted in her frame
And I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her name [x3]
No one's quite the same like what's-her-name

Yeah, baby (what's-her-name)
Let me take you down (what's-her-name)
To the place where they have all the things (what's-her-name)
Get real comfortable (what's-her-name) (what's-her-name)
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