Simmer down ladies and gentlemen, simmer down
You're acting rather irresponsibly right now
Damn you all

Hold your horses, steady now,
'Cos we're floating precariously and therefore
Furthermore frivolously
On tectonic plates
And everything we stand on and everything we stand for
Is rather unstable right now
So I think I'll kill some time and have you done medium rare,
But I think I'll tease my pallet with some crudites
Just to prepare
You see we've had a joker in the pack now for quite some time
So I reckon it's just about time to roast this swine

This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed!
So knuckle down and fetch his head!
Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce!
Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vonts

Now I think we should take a leaf from the romans book! (throw it up, throw it up! )
Now I think we should take a leaf from the romans book! (throw it up, throw it up! )
Let's throw it up, and start again!
We'll throw it up, and start again!

Nicely does it now
Steady
Hold
Hooooold
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That was great, my compliments to the chef
I'm very satisfied
I'll be sure to dine here again, fine cuisine
The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable
All in all a splendid spread