I only smoke weed when I need to
And I need to get some rest
Yo, where's the sex?
I confess, I burned a hole in my mattress, yes, yes

It was me, I plead guilty and at the count of three
I pulled back the duvet, make my way to the refrigerator
One dry potato inside, no lie, not even bread, jam
When the light above my head went bam!

I can't sleep, something's all over me, greasy
Insomnia, please release me
And let me dream about making mad love on the heath
Tearing off tights with my teeth

But there's no relief, I'm wide awake in my kitchen
It's black and I'm lonely, oh, if I could only get some sleep
Creaky noises make my skin creep, I need to get some sleep
I can't get no sleep