THE MOI ANTI-SMUT LOYALTY OATH
"I _(you just fill in the blank)_, do hereby solemnly swear, in
accordance with the regulations of the contract with this here rock
and roll engagement And The Imbecilic Laws of the State of Florida,
and the respective regulations perpetrated by Red-Necks Everywhere!
Do Hereby Solemnly Swear!, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, TO REVEAL MY
TUBE, WAD, GENGHIS, WEE-WEE, AND OR PENIS ANYPLACE ON THIS STAGE!!
THIS Does NOT include Private Showings in the motel room, however