[This songs' lyrics have been changed since first preformed The lyrics that

are in italics were added later, and then removed again for the 'wood'
recording]

Sad today
Sad today
Even coffee can't make it go away
I murdered my friends
But I made amends
And that is why I'm free today
Sad today
Sad to say
Mornings, evenings, I often get this way
I stole your hat
And I hanged your cat
But that should not be taken the wrong way
So come to play
On my sad today
You don't know how much on this depends
We can both pretend we're young and gay
A single brown banana
Rots on the table
And the televison begs like a whore
If you decided to sell your happiness
For how much would you sell it
And spend your days down on the floor
Lala-la-la-la-la
Lala-la-la-la-la
La la la la la la-la
Lala-la-la-la-la
Lala-la-la-la-la
La la la la la la-la
No one stares
No one dares
When you have the mark upon your brow
I stole your hat
And I hanged your cat
So tell me how you love me now
Sad today
Sad today
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lala-la-la-la-la
Lala-la-la-la-la
La la la la la la-la
[etc]