Now the devil said, “Come on and walk with me
I'll show you some things that you may not ever see
It's time that I made myself real clear
and if things are cool, we'll stop off and grab a beer

Ohhh (4x)

Well, I never wanted to start any type of fight
I always wanted to make things just real right
But Jesus is mad and he's blaming it all on me,
when the problem is you, it's very plain to see

Ohhh (4x)

Now the horse out back has got a dirty mind,
and the man on the moon is drinking up all the shine
The witch on the broom is fixing soon to crash,
but I'll be around to pick up all the trash”

Ohhh Jesus said, “Ohhh”
and the devil said, “Ohhh”
and the angels said, “Ohhh”
Coyote said, “Ohhh”
the white rabbit said, “Ohhh”
the little yetti said, “Ohhh”
and we all said, “Ohhh”