Im never bored when im with u
we're pal we're buddies through an through
i wish i knew what to buy for u
on your birthday

Our friendship goes against the grain
ive seen u swell up in the rain
i saw u didnt see your pain
was it termites?

Its never hard to talk to u
though u stop me with your silence
i feel so naughty hiding here
for your happy face is guidance

My Best Freind Plank
My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank

Sitting the so silently
what could u be thinking
your not saying i wont ask
is that sealent that youre drinking?

Man youre hammered nailed u pal
Al Gores wifes name is tipper
I knew wed be best friends for life
when i save u from that chipper

My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank

oooh Plank count the rings,count the rings
oooh Plank count the rings'count the rings

I walk on the 7 seas
but sawdust always makes me wheeze
i net your mom and dad the trees
but please dont get Dutch elm disease

My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank
Youre My Best Friend Plank!