You don't need much in a man
Just a job and a set of teeth
I got that but not much more
Set a part from the average creep
You set your sights low on me now so
I won't disappoint
We never use the word 'love'
For this thing that we've got going

You don't need a credo
Just a healthy size lapedo
That's me
Yeah, that's me

I hear you're like them tough as nails
While I break like a twig
I'm good at feeling sorry for myself
I'm lazy as a pig

You told me more than once
That you've been burn by worse than me
A dozen lovers have all lined up to solve your mystery

It hardly takes a genius
Just a human with a penius
That's me
Yeah, that's me
Yeah, that's me

You're telling me, you're here with me temporary
That's me
You're telling me I'm history
When he comes along

Whoa, whoa, whoa
I hear you're like them tough as nails
While I break like a twig
I'm good at feeling sorry for myself
I'm lazy as a pig

You told me more than once
That you've been burn by worse than me
A dozen lovers have all lined up to solve your mystery

It hardly takes a genius
Just a human with a penius
That's me
Yeah, that's me
Yeah, that's me
Yeah, that's me
Yeah, that's me