[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair!
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch!
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo!
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down 4 life, yo!

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck up out of here

[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?
A dead body!
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before!
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a jug ?
What the fuck! Connect four!
Man that shit is whack!

[Violent J]

Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitch boy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, bloop!

[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up every last bit!
Cuz your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from well,
At least, he got a jo
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts!
HA!

[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac!
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks!
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table!

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck up out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)!
Cleveland? (we juggalos)!
St Louis? (we juggalos)!
Everybody? (we juggalos)! [3x]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)!
Everybody? (we juggalos)!
What is a juggalo? well fuck if I know!