Now, a great big bully kicked
Sand in my baby's face
Last Summer at the beach
My baby egged me on until,
He stomped a hole in me
When I woke up somebody told me,
She had left with him arm in arm
So I went home and ordered me a book
On how to get to be big and strong
Now I'm doing
Twenty five push-ups
Twenty five sit-ups
Dumb bells, bar bells, boy, I'll teach
The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach
'Cause, he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach
He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach
I'm gonna study up and then I'll teach
The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach
Now I gained twenty pounds and felt like a bull
So I went down to the beach
Well, I saw them together so I went up right up
I was gonna slap him off his feet
I hit him with everything that I had
But he didn't even move
How was I to know that he'd been reading up
On muscle building, too
And the nurse told me this morning
Before they set the bones that he does
Five hundered push-ups
Five hundred sit-ups
Ouch, Dumb bells, bar bells, what a freak
The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach
'Cause he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach
He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach
But they say I'll be healed in 'bout a week
And then I'm going back down to see the bully of the beach