First Chorus
Cum dicky cum dicky dicky cum cum
My jimmy hat is on and I'm gonna have fun
When I cum dicky cukm dicky dicky cum cum
But I might get her pregnant if you just leave one

First Verse
1 kid, 2 kids, rubbers ain't protectin' me
Nurse, thas' why I'm here askin you about vasectomies
I-I-I got some questions how will this impact erections?
How long till I ain't gotta wear no mo protection?
When my fluid's empty will nice booties still tempt me?
Will I still shoot further than the eye can see ?
Am I gonna feel different after I've ejaculated?
Will my balls look deflated? Is this like bein' castrated?
Am I gone be left scarred? Will I still be able to get it hard?
On and by the way---do y'all accept major credit cards?
I got visa and mastercard—Why's your laughter's hard? Let's get past this part, since there's no after scars
What's gonna change? Will my nuts feel strange ?
What's going to happen to my long shootin' range?
I ask if I'll be sore she, smiles and reassures me
The guys who CAME before me are still jus as horny and

Second Chorus
Cum dicky cum dicky dicky cum cum
Then hurry up and do it nurse it's gotta get done
When I cum dicky cukm dicky dicky cum cum
'Cuz I might get her pregnant if you just leave one

Second Verse
So now Nurse Meryl goes to get Dr Gerald
He promises no peril he's gonna make me sterile
Anasthesia gets me tipsy, Gerald starts to snip me
I'm prayin he don't rip me—please don't hurt my
But he does a quickie---there's a flex of his wrist
THERE'S A SNIP AND A TWIST Doc—am I fixed?
I see stars floatin Is anything broken?
Nothing I'm hopin? Am I really impotent?
No more pulling out? No more being nervous?
Nothing will happen if I soak her cervix! ?
What do you mean "NO"! ?—I gotta empty my tank ! ?
And get it all out before I'm shootin blanks
My sperm's still ample?—'till I shoot 20 samples ?
That's something I can handle! —I'm goin' home and lightin' candles
Hey baby, look the doctor gave me a script
21 times you gotta play with my dickan make it

Third Chorus
Cum dicky cum dicky dicky cum cum
So hurry up and do it girl, it's gotta get done
Cum dicky cum dicky dicky cum cum
Cuz we ain't done till ya hit 21

Third Verse
Let's start the induction, u don't need sleep —you'll function
How strong's your suction? We got medical instructions!
Come on sexy math wiz—We can't multiply with this jizz
When we get done, we can screw and have NO kids !
I'm a put 3 on the pillow—an 4'll hit the sheets
10 on yo face I got 2 fo yo feet
I got 1 for 'dem butctheeks and one fer yer belly
Let's keep going till it's clear as KY jelly
Till we know it's a safe bet, and even if it ain't yet
U can do a taste test—I'm a get yo face wet
I can't even feel my cut — I'm happy with my nuts
my new jizz can still seal yo eyes shut!
It ain't even runny! LOOK! It's thick as honey
It'll dry how u like it right there on your tummy!
My new baby batter shoots and splatters
(But) all dat matters It wont make yo (tummy) fatter when I

Fourth Chorus
Cum dicky cum dicky dicky cum cum
Hurry up and do it girl we passed 21
I'm a Cum dicky cum dicky dicky cum cum
But you can still get pregnant you can still get pregnant
If we just leave ONE