Just take a look over there,
Is that one fit with the long dark hair?
Well she's got to be a mucky tart,
Her mate looks like a madman's horse
Can I have the fit one?
Oh, don't be boring,
Me knob's gone deaf, it's one foot long, I've had it up since Monday
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol
She had a face a pig wouldn't lick,
Complextion like a bag of sick
And underneath her hanging gut,
An alsation with it's windpipe cut
Real fish in her fishnets, all squashed in a paste,
Two inch thick soles and between her legs a very smelly place
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol
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