GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED
OFF
RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back