In the playground he played hopscotch
Instead of bulldogs
When he talks to me
It's like a grammy acceptance speech

Now I'm twenty three I'm at my friends party
Then he corners me and he wont stop talking
Yeah he's just a little bit OTT

And he got oh so upset
When the dish ran away with the spoon
And he'll jump out of his skin
At the sound of a burst balloon

And it's such a big deal
At the sight of blood he'll swoon
His doors are locked on a full moon
There's a drama queen in the room

No he wont stop saying: Blah Blah Blah Blah
La dee dee dah da dah

He wont stop talking
Can you believe?
He wont stop talking
People start to leave
To his disgust I light a cigarette
Can sprinklers make this guy more wet?
He's just a little bit OTT

And it's such a big deal
When the bitch ran away with the spoon
His doors are locked on a full moon
There's a drama queen in the room