There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene
He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a

He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd
He's one healthy ass sone of a bitch-a

But late at night he sneaks on down to the liquor store
for a bottle of sheep dip

Natural Joe,
got an easy flow
Whereever he goes
they say "here comes Joe"

Joe, he's a happy Man and he won't do you wrong
He's one respectable son of a bitch-a

Now Joe ain't no patriarch,
but he's smooth with the girls
He ain't no cahuvinistic sone of a bitch-a

But late at night he sneaks on down to the porno store
for a little bit of

Nature Joe,
he's hanging low
Whereever he goes
they say "here comes Joe"

There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene
He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a

He don't like firearms; he don't own knives
He's one pacifistic sone of a bitch-a

But late at night he eases on down to the video store
for a little bit of

Natural Joe,
got an easy flow
Whereever he goes
they say "here comes Joe"

Natural Joe,
looking slow and low
Look there he goes
Go Natural Joe