I was drivin down the road bout a 15 to 3
Wonderin what the hell just happened to me
Looked to the left saw a big neon sign
Then I turned the car around for a second look
That one second was all that it took
That sign said something that wasn't to clear

It said liqour in the front poker in the rear
Those were all the words I needed to hear
Went inside and I laid the party down
There's a long legged blonde standing at the table
Saying "come on babe are you willing an able
Come on over and play a hand or two with me"

Five card stud aces high
Two out of three and I say goodbye
Quarter in my pocket and an empty bottle of beer
So I call the waitress over for another round
She said my credit card has been turned down
Called out to the bouncer said get him out of here

It said liqour in the front poker in the rear
Those were all the words I needed to hear
Went inside and I laid the party down
There's a long legged blonde standing at the table
Saying "come on babe are you willing an able
Come on over and play a hand or two with me"

Headed for the door she whispered in my ear
Pick up your hat on your way outta here
Look up at the sign now it was perfectly clear

It said liqour in the front poker in the rear
Those were all the words I needed to hear
Went inside and I laid the party down
There's a long legged blonde standing at the table
Saying "come on babe are you willing an able
Come on over and play a hand or two with me"
Oh with me