Some people say, that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just fuck up try as I might

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
I'll open up my heart and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again

Yes, I can change, I can change
I know, I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim yes, I'm insane
But it's okay 'cause I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
I'll open up my heart and I will show it!
Any minute now I will be born again

But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan, don't be such a twit
Mother Teresa won't have shit on me
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing

Hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Ah, hey Satan